Big Betty

November 24, 2017 Big Betty. She’s rotund. She’s big-boned. She’s a big gal. Lauren thought she was a boy, but I told her only a girl could cause this much drama in my life. You wouldn’t know it from looking at her, but she’s lopsided and pitches forward. Ask me how I know. That’s what…

ENOUGH! 

October 7, 2017 I drive the Middle Schoolers every morning, but today Lauren is staying home. She feels sick. I picked up Sara and Zoey, though, and I offered them control over the hot jam. They both turned me down. Without Lauren scrolling through her songs and playing this and that, the ride was quieter…