Jump Scare

February 28, 2026 Frightening, right?! I call it a jump scare, but my official MRI report calls it “Grossly Unremarkable.” It’s good news, but also slightly offensive. Grossly. Unremarkable. Cue the side-eye. It started with sudden left hand tingling followed by whole arm numbness. I knew what that could mean, and I said out loud…